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My debate with John Kerry…..ok, it’s just my response to his fund raising letter he sent to Democratic voters/supporters

July 2, 2010

I came across a letter that John Kerry sent to his supporters asking for votes and money to help fight against the EVIL Republicans…

I just couldn’t help myself….so I edited the letter a little with my own responses to some of the lies and garbage he is telling…

Yes, I will be sending this to him…

His words and mine (my responses are all in ALL CAPS)….I would have color coded it, but I’m not that Facebook Savvy yet…… :0)

I simply copied and pasted his letter and inserted my own comments….

Hello (TO ALL HIS DEMOCRAT SUPPORTERS),

Republicans are betting that you don’t care.

NOPE, WE ARE BETTING YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO CARE –

that after all you did to beat them in 2006 and 2008, you’re going to sit this one out.
So they’re whipping up their base by blocking help to unemployed workers,

THE REPUBLICANS DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH VOTES IN CONGRESS TO BLOCK ANYTHING…THE DEMOCRATS CAN PASS WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUT A SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTE,

blocking summer jobs for teens,

IF THE LIBERALS WOULD SEND THE ILLEGALS HOME, THE TEENS WOULD HAVE JOBS,

apologizing to the big companies that gave us the spill in the Gulf

TRUE. BUT ONLY APOLOGIZING FOR LETTING A THUGOCRACY RUN THE COUNTRY,

and doing anything else they can do to stop progress,

PROGRESS? YES, WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS HEADING TOWARD SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM AND WE ARE TRYING TO STOP THAT, SO YES, THAT STATEMENT IS TRUE.

They’re betting that they can excite their radical base and you won’t respond.

HA! IT’S THE “BASE” THAT IS HAVING TO PUT A FIRE UNDER THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS TO GET THEM TO SPEAK OUT WITH ANY GUTS…AND THAT RADICAL BASE = GOD FEARING, BIBLE LOVING, GUN TOTING, SOMETIMES VETERANS, PRO-LIFE AMERICAN PATRIOTS THAT LOVE THEIR COUNTRY…YES, THAT IS THE REPUBLICAN’S “RADICAL BASE”

The stakes? Look no further than the truly radical candidates we’re up against. Down in Kentucky, it’s would-be Senator Rand Paul. Yes, that Rand Paul, who says freedom means a private business can discriminate against African-Americans

HE SAID PRIVATE BUSINESS SHOULD BE ABLE TO CATER TO WHOEVER THEY WANT, HE NEVER SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED BLACKS

and that President Obama holding polluters accountable for the mess in the Gulf is “un-American.”

UM, OBAMA KNEW OF THE CRACKED WELL IN FEBRUARY BEFORE IT BLEW OUT, WHY DIDN’T HE HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE THEN??

And he’s not alone. All across the country, the Republican Party has turned dangerously radical

LOL, YES, VERY RADICAL…LIKE, UH, WE WANT D.C. TO STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY, I KNOW, THAT’S A REALLY RADICAL IDEA…

One candidate calls Social Security “horrible policy,”

WELL, A BETTER WORD FOR SS IS A PONZI SCHEME…AND IT’S BROKE! LET’S SEE…A POLICY WHERE THE GOVERNMENT TAKES YOUR MONEY BY FORCE AND “HOLDS” IT FOR YOUR RETIREMENT, BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO DO IT YOURSELF….BUT, THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY DON’T HOLD IT, THEY SPEND IT…AND NOW IT WON’T BE THERE WHEN YOU GET OLD ENOUGH TO RETIRE…WHY, NO THAT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A HORRIBLE POLICY AT ALL….

while another has said that Americans will turn to “Second Amendment remedies” against Democrats.

AND BY DEMOCRATS, YOU MEAN LEFTISTS AND HMMMM…SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT….OH, I REMEMBER, HIS NAME WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON! YEA, HE TOOK UP ARMS AGAINST A GOVERNMENT THAT GOT OUT OF CONTROL….OH, AND SAY, UM, MR. KERRY, DIDN’T YOU RESORT TO A 2ND AMENDMENT SOLUTION IN VIETNAM AGAINST A FLEEING, UNARMED TEENAGER??

We have to stop them

YES, STOP US BEFORE WE STOP YOU FROM TURNING OUR COUNTRY INTO A GIANT CUBA…GO AHEAD AND TRY…IT‘LL BE FUN…

Please contribute today to Jack Conway, Admiral Joe Sestak, and some other great Democrats.

WHAT? AREN’T ALL DEMOCRATS GREAT??

Tell the GOP that you do care and that we will stop them

YEA, MR. KERRY, BUT AS YOU SAID, AREN‘T WE THE ONES WITH GUNS? WHAT Y‘ALL GONNA USE? SOME “GREEN“ WEAPONS? ATTACK US WITH YOUR SPIFFY WINDMILLS???
.
The Republican Party believes they have the upper hand;

YOU READ OUR MIND

they’ve made no secret of the fact that they plan to repeal healthcare reform if they win back control of Congress

YES, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WE WILL WIN, YOU MORON

But we have great candidates, and if we all work at it

OR RIG THE VOTING MACHINES, LET DEAD PEOPLE VOTE, SLIP SOME ILLEGALS IN THE VOTING BOOTH, AND BASICALLY LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL AS USUAL,

we will beat them.

In Pennsylvania, Admiral Joe Sestak

REMEMBER, THE GUY THAT OBAMA BRIBED TO NOT RUN AND THEN HE LIED FOR OBAMA HELPING TO COVER IT UP…YEA, THAT JOE SESTAK, PLEASE SUPPORT HIM

is running to keep Pennsylvania blue

OOOPS…DON‘T YOU MEAN RED? AS IN COMMIE RED? .

In Illinois, Alexi Giannoulias is running hard to keep Barack Obama’s seat Democratic

WOW, HE ACTUALLY HAS TO CAMPAIN HARD IN ISLAMABAMA‘S HOMETOWN?? I MEAN, CHICAGO IS AS DEMOCRAT AS YOU GET, WOW, WE “RADICALS REPUBLICANS“ MUST REALLY BE ON TO SOMETHING

…. But we’re not just playing defense. In New Hampshire, Paul Hodes is running neck-and-neck with his Republican opponent to take this seat for the Democrats.
Each of these candidates will make the Senate work better for average Americans

BECAUSE IT HAS WORKED FOR AVERAGE AMERICANS SO WELL THIS PAST YEAR…UM, MR. KERRY, HOW MANY “AVERAGE AMERICANS“ ARE UNEMPOLOYED STILL??

We need to do more than just play defense. Years of GOP mismanagement

AHHH, YES, BLAME BUSH….I’M SURPRISED IT TOOK MR. KERRY THIS LONG TO MENTION IT,

dug a deep hole

KINDA LIKE THE ONE IN THE GULF THAT IS STILL SPEWING OIL?.. COMPLIMENTS OF BP AND THE DEMS….

We’ve just started to turn our country around

YES, IT WAS ONCE A FREE NATION AND WE‘VE ALMOST TURNED IT COMPLETELY SOCIALIST,

passing healthcare reform

THAT A WHOPPING 65% + OF AMERICANS DISAGREE WITH,

working to hold the big banks accountable for the Wall Street meltdown

YOU MEAN TAKING OVER THE BANKS, RIGHT? HEY. WAIT. DIDN’T SOME OTHER GUY DO THAT A FEW YEARS BACK?? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?? ADOLF….. SOMETHING…..HMMM….

pushing legislation to address climate change

OH, MAN, NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN….STILL HANGING ON TO THAT GLOBULL WARMING HOAX ARE YA? AND THAT ISN’T THAT “LEGISLATION” THE ONE OBAMA SAID WOULD CAUSE OUR ELECTRIC BILLS TO “SKYROCKET”??

and end our addiction to oil….

YOU FIRST, MR. “FLY EVERYWHERE IN A PRIVATE JET” MAN…

The GOP is betting big that saying “no” and blocking progress is a path to success in November

FINALLY, HE SPEAKS TRUTH!!!!.

What bet will you make?

I KNOW. I KNOW. PICK ME MR. KERRY…PICK ME…UH, I BET THAT THE DEMS GET THEIR BUTTS ROYALLY STOMPED

… Please click here to contribute right now

OR WE’LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM YOU IN THE FORM OF TAXES AND GIVE IT TO ACORN SO THEY CAN CAMPAIGN FOR US, EITHER WAY WE’LL GET IT….and make your voice heard.

UNLESS OF COURSE, IF YOU DISAGREE WITH US, THEN FREE SPEECH IS NOT FORYOU!!!

We’ve still got a lot of work to do

CONVERTING THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD TO A COMMIE STATE IS NO EASY TASK….WHAT WITH ALL THE GUN OWNERS OUT THERE AND ALL.

Thank you all FOR BLINDLY VOTING IN THE ‘08 ELECTION WITHOUT BOTHERING TO CHECK ANY FACTS….IT‘S WITH FOLLOWERS LIKE YOU THAT HELP US STAY IN POWER…..

John Kerry

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One Comment
  1. madjillmom permalink

    Good rewrite. Truth is an elusive thing to those requesting more power.

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